This 65-year-old women is naked, jumping
up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband
walks into the bedroom and sees her.
He watches her awhile and then says,
"You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?"
She says "I just got my check-up and my doctor
says I have the breasts of an 18 year old." She
starts laughing and jumping again.
He says "Yeah, right. And what did he say about
your 65 year old ass?"
She says, "well your name never came up."
A husband, tired of his wife asking
him how she looks, buys her a full-length mirror. This
does little to help, as now she just stands in front
of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she
looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet
again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her
breasts are too small. Uncharacteristically, the husband
comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts
to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper,
and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of
toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing
it between her breasts. "How long will this take?"
she asks. "They'll grow larger over a period of
years," he replies. The wife stops. "Why do
you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the
years? The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked
for your arse".