There are so many reasons to celebrate
having small breasts, here are just a few!
· Small breasts are as functional as large breasts
for breast feeding
· They don't go saggy or droopy with age.
· They are a kilo of flesh less to carry around.
· You can do exercise without stray boobs swinging
around and whacking you in the face.
· They are a symbol of femininity. Only women
have breasts. Men desire womanliness and femininity
in any shape or size.
· You stand a better chance of the male species
talking to your face rather than your chest (though
the majority will look at your breasts regardless).
· Your bras don't look like scaffolding.
· You can go braless with no fear of everything
going south, although you still have the concern of
perky nipple syndrome.
· Lying on your front is possible and even comfortable.
· Large breasts can cause chronic back pain,
frustration in the underwear department and for men
the novelty can wear off. As one bloke commented, 'After
a while, they just get in the way'.